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Donald Talking Pen, 8 Different Sayings, Trump's Real Voice, Just Click And Listen, Funny Gifts

$39.99

Invite President Trump into your office or home today with the Donald Trump Talking Pen!

Let Donald Trump Make Your Pen GREAT Again!

When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you’ll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he’ll tell you exactly how to make America great again!

This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures “The Donald” in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump’s real voice:

1. “I will be the greatest President that God ever created.”

2. “Look – I’m REALLY rich."

3. “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”

4. “I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair. I swear.”

5. “I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.”

6. “Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.”

7. “We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.”

8. “I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me."

Replaceable batteries are already included inside the pen so you can start listening to Trump the moment it arrives! Plays thousands of times so the fun can continue for years to come.

You’ll be blown away by the state-of-the-art sound quality of this pen! Great collectible gift for the politically minded.

  • PRESS TRUMP'S HAIR, HEAR HIM TALK! Includes 8 different sayings in Donald Trump's real voice! Fantastic audio quality-you'll think Trump is actually in the room with you! Perfect as novelty gifts or political pranks.
  • REAL & UNCENSORED! No voice actors here-this are the real and uncensored Trump at his boldest, brashest and funniest! Unique political joke gifts or office manager gifts. It’s like a pen and an action figure rolled into one!
  • REPLACEABLE BATTERIES INCLUDED IN EACH PEN! Winners aren't losers, and these novelty pens will keep talking for many years after President Trump – the boss - takes office! Own this unique election memorabilia and Make America great again! MAGA for Christmas, Birthday, father's day.
  • THE GREATEST DONALD TRUMP GIFT GOD EVER CREATED! You've seen other humorous office gifts like the Hillary Nut Cracker, Obama and Donald Trump Toilet Paper, Donald Trump Doll, and other adult gag gifts for the office desk. Now experience one of the funniest 2016 presidential political gifts and novelty gifts EVER! Perfect birthday gift for Dad and Father's Day gift. Shocking Prank!
  • THE HILARIOUS POWER OF DONALD TRUMP IS IN YOUR HAND! Just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! Funny gag gift for Liberals, Democrats, and Republicans. Whether you support Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton, this pen will make you laugh!